Thursday, September 4, 2008

Jennifer Lopez Is a Super Hot Photoshopped Mommy For Elle

Jennifer Lopez is completely unrecognizable in the new issue of Elle Magazine, not to even mention they got like 30 pounds off of her. When is Photoshop too much?? Someone should definitely set some limits… I wonder what magazine editors are doing when this happens.On Dolce and Gabbana: “My babies! I love them, I love them, I love them.”

On Donatella Versace: “We’ve always had a very sweet relationship. I really got to know her more after her brother had died.”

On not being able to get pregnant right away: “We knew nothing was wrong with either one of us—I had been checked, and he had kids already. I knew Something’s not ready here, in my head or in my life, and when it is, I know it’s going to happen.”

On being pregnant and commissioning a book of photos of herself for Marc two weeks before giving birth: “I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?… I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it.”

On first realizing she was pregnant: “I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little…flourish. My makeup artist said ‘What’s the matter?’ I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”

On her pregnancy: “We came off tour and I said ‘I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour—now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I’m not cooking, then I’m picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I’m just going to be a little bit selfish. I don’t know if I’m going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don’t want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.’”


Monday, September 1, 2008

Gossip Girl Season 2: 10 Tips To Become a Gossip Girl

Everyone is talking about Gossip Girl! Probably all the sexual heavy environment between high class students in New York is what keeps people interested and they are doing everything to make it even spicier with the controversial ads for the second season.So if you are a Gossip Girl addict, here are 10 tips on how to get prepared for the brand new season, which just premiered tonight, and become a Gossip Girl.

1. Pout your lips (unintentially, of course) whenever you speak.

2. Tell your cab driver/subway conductor/carpool parent where to pick you up and when. And make sure they know to provide a slew of hot girls, champagne, and scarves of various color schemes upon your arrival.

3. Casually climb through your neighbor's window. Once inside, head towards the fridge and drink milk from the carton. Browse through the morning paper and when your neighbor finally wakes up, comment on his laziness. Ignore any puzzled looks; after all, you've been friends for years!

4. Dress your dad in head to toe hipster gear (think skinny jeans, thick framed glasses, stubble, Guitar, Converse, anything American Apparel) and then make fun of him for looking like a hipster.

5. Sleep with your boyfriend's best friend. And then sleep with your best friend's boyfriend. Just do it.

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6. When an explanation is needed, simply say, "I'm [insert name here]." That should be enough reason to get your way on anything.

7. Go to a midnight showing at the Angelika and feel really, really cool about it.

8. Hit on everyone and everything. And if that doesn't land you the girl of your dreams, put all of your money towards your own private club opening. Who doesn't want the guy casually sipping on Grey Goose?

9. Wear a headband. Or two. Or three.

10. Read this blog and gossip about it. (From your blackberry, obviously.)